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Thursday 6 December 2012

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In what is considered to be an implementation of the next revolutionary development from Steve Jobs' legacy list, Apple is preparing an even more radical step forward in its R&D and marketing: iPhone 5S.

According to the leaked info, the new model, as compared to its wildly successful predecessor -  iPhone 5, will have:
  • The same hardware
  • The same software
  • The same color scheme: 1. black and 2. white
  • The same packaging.
The only difference will be in the letter S and its hitherto undisclosed styling, which is being zealously guarded in the company vault at an undisclosed location. One insider claims that the styling was elaborated by the late Mr Jobs himself.

The team of psychologists working on the iPhone 5S project predicts a wave of pre-orders that may overflow the Interwebs capacity. Apple is also hiring a fleet of trucks to ferry discarded older models to be buried somewhere.

Release of the new model is being geared for May, when the mild weather will cause less suffering to the queuing overnight masses.

Samsung refused to respond to the rumors.

Update: Apple spokesperson rejected the insinuation that "S" stands for "Suckers"

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