The world ends in three days: are you prepared?

It pays to be prepared, and here are some Russians who, out of civic responsibility, offer a free end of the world service:

Тhe ad above says:

The end of the world is nigh!

Are you a virgin?

Don't give up

Call

Tenderness and kindness guaranteed

Update: To answer a question asked by two readers already: being politically incorrect, the Russian author(s) of this add address only female virgins. Male ones will have to look elsewhere.