Zionists as the real cause of the global warming

We really didn't plan to go public with it, but some blabbermouth journo from ToI unwittingly revealed the root cause of the global warming:

Pogroms on Jews linked to cold snaps

These days, everyone is worried about the effects of global warming. However, a new study indicates that the Jews have been dealing with the negative repercussions of climate change for centuries already. But rather than rising temperatures being the problem, Jews’ woes occurred when the mercury started to drop.

Etc.

So one doesn't have to be a genius to deduct the rest. But first we have to deal with many flavors of (erroneous) theories about the link between the Elders and the GW. I have to say that, while feeling the link in their anti-Zionist guts, the thinkers involved didn't see the real reason which was revealed above. Still one has to admire their inventiveness. Here are some examples, without links for the usual reasons:

Chemtrails to solve global warming is the cover story. It’s a depopulation device like fluoridation of water, low energy lightbulbs, vaccinations, the full panoply of the UN’s codex alimentarius etc. These all are building up the toxins in our environment and our bodies to the point where we die quicker, become sterile and ultimately disappear.

Yes, there is that side benefit, but this is not the cause, rather the effect.

Ahmadinejad Blames Global Warming On “Zionist Wars,” Calls For “New World Order” During Speech To U.N. Climate Change Summit…

Yeah, but we all know that cool breath of the Hidden Imam will be able to chill it all down. When he comes, that is. If he comes on time, of course.

Then there is David Icke (but of course). The man is so suspicious of everything that from the quote below you wouldn't be able to understand whether he believes or disbelieves in GW:

Sunstein (Rothschild Zionist) says the opinion that 'global warming' is a manipulated hoax could be an example of what should be banned or taxed (see banned), and so how appropriate that Obama appointed Carol Browner (Rothschild Zionist) and Todd Stern (Rothschild Zionist) to take charge of his 'global warming'/'climate change' policies.

But you surely know now that the Elders are behind it, whether it exists or not...

Now there are many who firmly reject the mere idea of GW. And, of course, they know very well who stands behind the idea.

It all begins with Darwins master plan to trick mankind into believing we happened by chance. Charles made a pact with the muslims of the day to destroy New York when she got to big for her britches. The muslims made a deal with the zionists to claim that men were heating up the world through western civilization. But it all comes back to piggy bate.

Darwin... he was clearly a closet Joo, now we can tell that too. And this, of course:

The evidence suggests that Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, and virtually every other government official who is given publicity and funding are puppets of the Zionist crime network that is often referred to as the New World Order or the Illuminati.

We would be fools if we did not consider the possibility that this same criminal network helped create Al Gore's documentary, and that they are now promoting it because it proposes solutions that benefit their crime network.

No, no, the GW is very real, I can assure you. And now you know why too. And now a strong Jewish voice of somebody what calls himself "Torah Scholar":

Global warming that the New World Order (Satan) advocates is the deterioration of the ozone etc as a result of mankinds living on earth. For example carbon emissions. The global elite as they call themselves mostly showed up to the climate conference in private jets and so forth. The Global elite and other names they call themselves...Zionists, new World Order. Otherwise the rebellion against G-d and Torah. The create wars and evil, usually just for that purpose would give them enjoyment. Additionally they make pots of money and seek to be worshiped as G-d.

One takes pots of money and worship where one finds them, dear Scholar...

OK, enough is enough. By now you know that there is a good reason why we are warming the world up. No more cold snaps - no more pogroms. And if we succeed to reap some side benefits, such as the above mentioned depopulation and the various other pots - why, who can blame us?

Really, people...