And now a reading comprehension success story!

Eyeglasses or not, and grey cells's state notwithstanding, when I have seen the headline: Apple releases new iPad with 128 GB of storage, I knew someone is spreading it thick. Indeed:

Everything else about Apple's tablet is the same, including the dual-core A6X processor, 2 gigabtyes of RAM, and 10 hours of battery life.

To account for the added storage space, the 128 GB Wi-Fi model will now cost $799, while the LTE model will cost $929.

Which means that you will be paying another $200 bucks for the same good ole iPad 3 that costs $599 with 64 GB of memory.

Which 64 GB memory card will cost you anything from $40 to $80 on the market... not a bad idea, that Apple's insistence on not adding an external memory card slot.

Bleh...