Not the spotted owl alone - long live crabs!

Shaun raises his voice in defense of these creatures what have a perfect right to live, I submit:

And they are nicely colored to boot. As Shaun says:

Action is needed and needed now. What we need is a group of volunteers to offer safe homes for this delightful insect.

I suggest that PETA get onto this case immediately. I am sure that among PETA members are some that protest shaving and waxing as well, so there shouldn't be any dearth of suitable housing for Pthirus pubis.